Funny Chat Logs
Funny Chat No.1
(Background, flopped a set of Aces, went light at it because I wanted action. River wasnt kind, making 4 cards to a broadway straight on the board and the guy cant get his chips in quick enough. I fold, he shows the straight. I say nice catch. Player (not in hand) makes a comment about the weakness of my bets. I guess not understanding the concept that you dont really want to scare people off with such a premium hand, and just occasionally they might get lucky and overtake (as happened on river), but that is the risk)
FiahMann420: weak sauce
Hero: Ad, As
FiahMann420: why such weak bets
Hero: not a great board for set of aces
FiahMann420: open the door for the all in obv
Hero: i'm happy with the hand
FiahMann420: im not
FiahMann420: you played like a little girl
Hero: you whine like one
FiahMann420: uh okay
Hero: pre-flop boy
FiahMann420: preflop boy?
FiahMann420: i dont understand sir
FiahMann420: what does "pre-flop boy" mean
FiahMann420: ??????????????????????????
FiahMann420: just cuz you play bad doesnt mean you can make up a name and then call me it
Funny Chat No.2
(Background :- This guy has been going on about Stars being rigged for 10 mins now, having had a couple of badbeats. Then he gets knocked out by a runner-runner flush)
Dealer: Hand-for-Hand play is in progress. The next hand will be dealt when hands at the other tables are completed
IntheRED X2: fk me
nettkongen: offcourse
IntheRED X2: un god dam real
Dealer: IntheRED X2 finished the tournament in 134th place
Dealer: Resuming normal play - we are no longer Hand-for-Hand
IntheRED X2 [observer]: fk stars
IntheRED X2 [observer]: god dam set up site for fkn donks
IntheRED X2 [observer]: fk lee jones
Mike Matusow: who here dont get up and turn ther
computer on right away
Mike Matusow: or get up in night to pee and turn it
on
ricardogcl (Observer): lol
TinCupid (Observer): yep
hillbilly226 (Observer): yep
Mike Matusow: or run to bathroom in betwween
ricardogcl (Observer): I DO
ricardogcl (Observer): HAHAHAH
Mike Matusow: u all do it u know im right
ricardogcl (Observer): uahuahuahauhauha
ricardogcl (Observer): run to bathrrom between
hands
TinCupid (Observer): Yep, you are Mike.
JUSTBORED123 (Observer): you described me to
a T!
Mike Matusow: so
Mike Matusow: that is a sickness and im the
sickest
Mike Matusow: but i get paid for it
ricardogcl (Observer): looooool
RODNEYH (Observer): the worse part is when you
pee into a bottle while sitting at the puter
TinCupid (Observer): lol
ricardogcl (Observer): we all do mike
Icannotbenamed (Observer): i wear diapers
Crazyjerry [observer]: gl to you how can you ever win if poker star screw you up the azz all the time what a joke
D_Con113: i agree 100%
crazyjerry [observer]: no it happen to me all the freaking time this place really sux..
crazyjerry [observer]: big hand at the right time some poor jerk that think he can play that wouldn't last 1 hour on a cash table at any casino getting all this dumb azz I got a2 I HAVE TO PLAY..
crazyjerry [observer]: PLEASE HE NOT GOING TO GO ANY WERE POKER STAR HAS BAIL HIM OUT NOW 4 TIMES IN THIS TOURNAMENT.
crazyjerry [observer]: JUST LIKE WE HE WON ON THE 19 NOTHING BUT LUCKY ......
D_Con113 [observer]: yup he prob works for them
crazyjerry [observer]: NO PLEASE
crazyjerry [observer]: U GOT TO BE JOKING.
D_Con113 [observer]: i know they have bots in these games
D_Con113 [observer]: some players call the flop with 1% chance to win n get runner runner, no one in their right mind would call
crazyjerry [observer]: LIKE I SAID 1 HOUR AT ANY CASINO IN CASH GAME 90% OF THEM WOULD BE BROKE..
D_Con113 [observer]: yup
crazyjerry [observer]: FUNNY THING IS YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM ON THE CASH TABLE AT POKER STAR BUT YOU COULD BEAT THEM ALL DAY IN BRICK AND MOTAR
crazyjerry [observer]: U CAN'T BEAT THEM IN TOURNAMENT ONLINE.. BUT GET THEM WITH 5K IN FRONT OF THEM AT CASH TABLE ITS LIKE A INSTANT ATM SITTING RIGHT BESIDE YOU.
D_Con113 [observer]: lol
D_Con113 [observer]: he has no skill just a BIG tube up his azz
Zoobamafoo (Observer): hey phil, wanna float me a few grand for this game?
milnair (Observer): They would just sent Phil a check for his 21 million if he wanted to cash out
smbuckne (Observer): he has 21 million online ?
milnair (Observer): No
milnair (Observer): just on this site
heyjojoagogo (Observer): how do you know phil has 21 million?
heyjojoagogo (Observer): and how do you deposit so much money?
milnair (Observer): Hand a briefcase over in the office at Full Tilt if you are a Pro
milnair (Observer): Phil wouldn't bend over to pick up 13K if it fell outta his pocket
zuchero (Observer): phil..i saw u at augusta today playing golf !!!
stinkyfingerz (Observer): LMAO
milnair (Observer): Tiger Woods is the Phil Ivey of golf
EricS1283: UNBELIEVEABLE
truplaya_177: unbeliebavle? i just saw it thoguh
truplaya_177: i believe it happened
EricS1283: Horrible
truplaya_177: and your chips are gone so that proog
truplaya_177: proof*
EricS1283: I figured an Ace would show, but I didnt think he would flop a boat
truplaya_177: i like boats
EricS1283: who doesnt?
EricS1283: lol
truplaya_177: dont sya lol afte ryou make a joe, it nakes you look needy
truplaya_177: joke*
truplaya_177: <-----------folded 94
EricS1283: poor spank, he flopped trips also
truplaya_177: NUTS BABY
Dealer: truplaya_177 has a straight, Seven to Jack
Dealer: Game #9409297962: truplaya_177 wins side pot (70) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Dealer: astemi has a full house, Nines full of Sevens
Dealer: Game #9409297962: astemi wins main pot (4360) with a full house, Nines full of Sevens
truplaya_177: THESE CARDS RUN FUNNY
truplaya_177: IT SEEMS
truplaya_177: SERIOUSLY WHO PUSHES ALL IN WITH A FULL BOAT?
Here is some interesting chat to say the least that happened while I was watching Joe Sebok and Gavin Smith play a $220+$16 turbo sit and go on FTP:
IAMBIGFOOT (Observer): Joe you signing with tilt?
Slv_Dstrkt (Observer): Keep it up and FT might
ban you
Joe Sebok: that's the hope. one day i can join the
big kids in the big kid pool.
CousinBalki (Observer): If anyone from Full Tilt is
reading this, I am completely available to be signed.
FANTOMEX: i hear they need peeps in the
mailroom
DeadStock: ohh snap!
CousinBalki (Observer): I am good at licking
stamps. They're delicious.
Joe Sebok: dude, i stock mail like nobody's f'ing
business.
FANTOMEX: lick me
CousinBalki (Observer): Unless you mean the
e-mail room, in which case, I can't because I don't
own a compueter.
CousinBalki (Observer): I am using this at the
public library.
mattymay (Observer): im at a public library too
mattymay (Observer): where u at?
CousinBalki (Observer): A homeless guy needs to
use the computer. I have to give him his 15
minutes. brb
Antplays: has anyone ever been with a shemale?
SammyBoy44s (Observer): i have
mattymay (Observer): i am
DeadStock: asking or offering?
Antplays: asking
Slv_Dstrkt (Observer): YES to Haralabous!!
Joe Sebok: obvious push with Q5
*After Antplays got knocked out*
Antplays (Observer): I HAVE BEEN ON THIS SITE
FOR 2 YEARS
Antplays (Observer): AND NEVER ONCE HIT A
FLUSH
Antplays (Observer): JOE HOW CAN YOU PUSH
ALL-IN WITH AQ? I KNOW IT WAS SOOTED
BUT YOU ARE A PRO I THOUGHT?
lowp3 (Observer): how many times the pros gonna
run up against AA?
lowp3 (Observer): ouch
Slv_Dstrkt (Observer): SICER!
lowp3 (Observer): yeah that was even worse
RoCap0ne: hey Kanuk, nice pic
... No answer ...
RoCap0ne: Wow, we live in the same area, maybe we could meet..
.
RoCap0ne: Where do you live in Kansas?
Kanuk705: First, I do not live in Kansas but in Kansas City, Missouri
Kanuk705: Second, I am a guy.
Kanuk705: Third, the lady on the pic is Jessica Simpson, if you do not know her, then no wonder why you try to hook up with people you meet on an internet poker table.... Loser
benmoffet: lol
Kanuk705: lol
RoCap0ne: fuc.k you
Dealer: magobanfone finished the tournament in 152nd place
BJohan: gg
BJohan: I miss him already
magobanfone [observer]: FIGLIO DE PUTA BASTAR
magobanfone [observer]: D
magobanfone [observer]: DONKEY
magobanfone [observer]: DIOT MERD DOWN
BJohan: yeah im a donkey...
magobanfone [observer]: YOU MATHER DONKEY
magobanfone [observer]: TOU MATHER PUTTANA
BJohan: mago why is your chat in grey?
magobanfone [observer]: GAY
magobanfone [observer]: FIGLIO D EPUTA
BJohan: aha, you are out
magobanfone [observer]: GAME CON 3 CARDS A FLUSH A FLOP
magobanfone [observer]: BASTAR
magobanfone [observer]: D
magobanfone [observer]: LURID
magobanfone [observer]: YOU NO HAD SENSE LUCKY
BJohan: im learning some new words
magobanfone [observer]: SE YOU AMMETED CHE HAD LCUKY
magobanfone [observer]: IO NO INSULTED
BJohan: really?
magobanfone [observer]: YOU NO AMMETED CHE HAD LUCKY
magobanfone [observer]: A GAME CON 3 CARDS FLUSH A FLOP
magobanfone [observer]: YOU NO AMMETED E IO INSULTED YOU
magobanfone [observer]: SE YOU AMMETED IO NH
magobanfone [observer]: YOU NO
BJohan: sorry no undertando
magobanfone [observer]: YOU NO AMMETED CHE HAD LCUKY? ITS UNREAL CHE YOU NO AMMETED CHE HAD LCUKY A GAME CON 3 CARDS FLUSH A FLOP
A long gap now. Everyone thought he had gone. Then ..
magobanfone [observer]: RABBIT
jhall10 said, "pro call"
bulle-proof said, "****ing b astard"
bulle-proof said, "procall idiot"
jhall10 said, "dont hatethe playa, hate the game"
bulle-proof said, "drunk?"
Oldfoozer: and your ugly dog
jhall10: I did pro call you
bulle-proof: donk
bulle-proof: a hole
jhall10: lol OK A high
smallfry13: i would have thought better of a cute little doggie
jhall10: I will use your chips better
Oldfoozer: lol
This is at the Sunday Million table with Shaun Deeb still in the running..he just took down a heavy pot and knocked a guy out. This is all said in about 5 seconds lol. Cut out all the boring bits. (Lol cradshark just keeps going weeeeeeeeeee for about 5 minutes)
dansieggo [observer]: i borrow 215 from my mom then give it back on monday
luchador420 [observer]: lol
Bimmer53 [observer]: i am pretty sure hes not allowed to play at any casino.. Simply too lucky
pokasaurusre [observer]: WHY WOULD U BORROW FROM UR MOM WHEN U CUD STEAL IT
WPThero [observer]: deeb.... buy me drinks for a whole night and a prostitute if you won?
bennycac3 [observer]: shaun u wanna play a round at oasis golf course for 1k?
shaundeeb: loll
cradshark_ [observer]: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
StuMan123 [observer]: ship ship
WPThero [observer]: <200lbs too... no funny business
lhartman [observer]: nitnitnitnitnit
Loonbat [observer]: nh
BlueMustard [observer]: POW chicka POW POW
bennycac3 [observer]: i pwn the 3 level hole
shaundeeb: I used to when it first opened all day long
spackle [observer]: STEALING IS BAD!!!!
luchador420 [observer]: wpthero you play today
StuMan123 [observer]: ship
Dealer: Game #10376874082: hartlis1 wins pot (1196000)
RipperTEQ [observer]: so this guy walks into a bar...
Blucky430 [observer]: nice
cradshark_ [observer]: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sickdickey [observer]: prostitutes are so dope. thank god for craigslist.
(Shaun wins the pot)
spackle [observer]: ZOMG HE IS SUCH A LUCKY SACK OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pokasaurusre [observer]: U THA MAN
sickdickey [observer]: runlikegod.com
pageh656 [observer]: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
BlueMustard [observer]: he runs so so good
lhartman [observer]: i want ur babies
MillyMB [observer]: DEEBSY
Bimmer53 [observer]: see
brokemoke_04 [observer]: SHANANIGANS
pokasaurusre [observer]: I HAVE NEVER WON JJ VS AK PREFLOP
WPThero [observer]: GAZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
brokemoke_04 [observer]: SHANANIGANS
RipperTEQ [observer]: deeb is sick
pokasaurusre [observer]: I PROMISE, NEVER
Chessskid [observer]: i just volcanoed myself (omg hahahaha)
Yeshua_Won [observer]: GOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHAUN
RoyalCrusher [observer]: winning a 190k race
BlueMustard [observer]: how good does this guy run
ASPoker8 [observer]: shaun rocks
chssxprt [observer]: sweet
Zima421 [observer]: its over
phantomfay: U GOT THE RIGH NAME U PHUCKING MORON
anothermoron: oh
phantomfay: HOW DO U EVEN CALL THE PHUCKING FLOP U DUMBASS
NonnieP: idot..u self
anothermoron: <-------pure skill
Dealer: tigerman37, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
smooth101: lol
anothermoron: errrr
Dealer: tigerman37, it's your turn. You have 8 seconds to act
NonnieP: idiot
anothermoron: its a nickle ante game
anothermoron: whiners
anothermoron: whiners
smooth101: lol
anothermoron: I iz a poker god
scgolfer [observer]: Daniel you win at high stakes golf?
Whatthe555 [observer]: WEVERYTIME I GET CLOSE U ALWAYS LWEAVER
SHIM456: lol
KidPoker: mostly a sucker
DannyTang [observer]: i think we are swamping him
scgolfer [observer]: need to set up a lesson
KidPoker: I have to go. Im on a set, never know whats going on
GenetikFreak [observer]: loved it when u justified not being gay to defend yourself of saying Patrick antonius looks so GOOD
KidPoker: LOL
DannyTang [observer]: laters daniel
superkill: dan i wanna play golf with u ... i have a better chance to win money from u lol
Whatthe555 [observer]: KIDPOKER STOP BY MY APARTMENT LATER
KidPoker: you think so? How?
catdog777 [observer]: Partruck Antonio is overrated
KidPoker: you going to cheat me?
KidPoker: give me a stroke a hole and a tee spot
Whatthe555 [observer]: KIDPOKER I SAID STOP BY MY APARTMENT LATER
gilleschro [observer]: overrated for his looks or poker skills?
KidPoker: I'll be right over!!!!
hadtobegoo [observer]: lol "Patruck Antonio"...sound like a clone gone wrong
Whatthe555 [observer]: IT COULD BE 1 OF THOSE MAKE A WISH COME TRUE EVENTS
catdog777 [observer]: poker skill
DannyTang [observer]: patrick is good
catdog777 [observer]: no
badjara [observer]: lol
SmokenS2K [observer]: daniel
catdog777 [observer]: He is just tight player
KYStudPlaya [observer]: hey daniel.....how r u doing man?
KidPoker: daniel
hadtobegoo [observer]: Don't do it Danny. He is going to eat you
KidPoker: daniel
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: lol
KidPoker: daniel
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: lol
hadtobegoo [observer]: Just like Dahmer
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: daniel!!!!
SmokenS2K [observer]: can u play me heads up
MouthPoker [observer]: lol
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: DANIEL!
MouthPoker [observer]: ;p;
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: OMG DANIEL1
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: lol
superkill: lol im in new york but i can fly i own a bar so my time is ope
MouthPoker [observer]: lol
KYStudPlaya [observer]: say B Norris!!!!!!!!!
KidPoker: can you play me heads up PULLLLLLLLLEEEEEZ
GenetikFreak [observer]: I could not concentrate being vegetarian NO WAY
BIGDEAN58 [observer]: YOUR MY HERO
SmokenS2K [observer]: i just beat john dulthie twice
Blizz5804: lmao
HitMe [observer]: You are my favorite, do you give lessons? Your the best.
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: HEY DANIEL
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: HEY HEY
KYStudPlaya [observer]: BNORRIS!!!!!!
Whatthe555 [observer]: I'LL PLAY YOU HEADS UP
SmokenS2K [observer]: he took me up on it
superkill: i will play newhere
TUTOM: daniel,no camisa
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: LOOK AT ME DANIEL
GenetikFreak [observer]: Hu daneil
Sonyalf [observer]: lol
Blizz5804: DN's protoge is jerry yang
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE
B all in Tim [observer]: LOL
Blizz5804: obv
KYStudPlaya [observer]: BNORRIS?
Blizz5804: a9o pro
I.Dreamer.I [observer]: lol
laces333: advinha o que eu tenho?
KYStudPlaya [observer]: HEY SHIM456
SmokenS2K [observer]: yo danny N u there?
hadtobegoo [observer]: No, I think Jerry Yang is Jesus proogue
badjara [observer]: chuck!
SHIM456: heyyy
KYStudPlaya [observer]: GET ON MSN
rafael-bryan [observer]: ahauhau
SmokenS2K [observer]: one heasds up match all i ask?
uhtutin [observer]: HEY DANIEL....WILL U MARY ME?!!!!!
Whatthe555 [observer]: SET UP A GAME KIDPOKER I'LL PLAY YU
laces333: 4xbkr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hadtobegoo [observer]: he invoked him enough
SmokenS2K [observer]: is it too much?
KidPoker: YES
KidPoker: are you hot?
Sebovic: i do not tolerate being made fun of
JimA0819: who cares...quit crying..
Moderator24 [Moderator]: Hello Players
Sebovic: jim made fun of me because i am gay
Moderator24 [Moderator]: Please keep the chat nice and friendly.
Sebovic: i feel offended
Moderator24 [Moderator]: Did you know that you can right click a players icon to either block their chat or even block their picture if you wish.
Sebovic: but i like jim
Sebovic: i wouldnt do that
Sebovic: hey moderator24 what u doing tomorrow night?
Moderator24 [Moderator]: Going out for dinner with my husband
Sebovic: oh
Sebovic: can i join?
Moderator24 [Moderator]: Yeah always
Sebovic: ok ty
Sebovic: ill email you
Moderator24 [Moderator]: If you fly to Holland,, you are more than welcome
Sebovic: oh i will fly to holland
Moderator24 [Moderator]: For now, I have to go to the next call.
Sebovic: ok gl
Moderator24 [Moderator]: Hope you all have a great game, keep the chat friendly please.
Moderator24 [Moderator]: Sorry for the interruption.
Sebovic: i love you
Sebovic: bye
Moderator24 [Moderator]: bye bye Sebovic
Dealer: poipman1 has a flush, Ace high
Sebovic: jim its not nice to make fun of homosexicles
JimA0819: its not nice 4 homosexuals 2 hit on straight men either
Sebovic: umm yea it is
Sebovic: jimmmmmmy boyyyyyyeeeee
JimA0819: and u snitched on mr
Sebovic: so what
Sebovic: that mod wanted to have a 3 some with me and you
JimA0819: u r a gay snitch....
Sebovic: dont make me call a mod again
JimA0819: oooooo
callme cash9: Sebovic call him because you will not shut up gay bob
yeo_obgs: Shut up
Sebovic: are all of you against homosexiscles?
callme cash9: no just you
Sebovic: LIAR
yeo_obgs: guys can you S H U T U P
Sebovic: can u accept me for who i am?
callme cash9: because you are very rude person
Sebovic: yall be hatas
yeo_obgs: lets play poker guys
Sebovic: i want jim to say he is sorry
Sebovic: and yeo and callmecash
callme cash9: how old are you two
JimA0819: im not sorry
swfc23: both 13
Sebovic: im old enough to have s e x with you if thats what ur wondering
Model8989: ok
Sebovic: so com on, fly over to Philadelphia and get some
JimA0819: u nee* * *o 2 another table sicko
Sebovic: u need some sukky sukky
callme cash9: way dont you just get some peanut put it on your a.ss and let the dog lick it off
yeo_obgs: 13 is a tough age. and being 13 and gay is probs getinng to him
Model8989: hello
JimA0819: come up with something original
Sebovic: jim i can give good sukky sukky
JimA0819: who cares ***
Sebovic: ur missing out big boy
Sebovic: jim i made a song for and about you
Sebovic: u want to hear it?
JimA0819: i would like 2 slap the sucky sucky out of u....
JimA0819: hell no
Sebovic: ok hear it goes
Sebovic: oh jimmy, i tried to get between or legs
Sebovic: thats all i got so far
JimA0819: how u like that block
Sebovic: oh no jimmy say it aint so
yeo_obgs: hurry up
Sebovic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
swfc23: thank god hes gone
JimA0819: 4 real
Lots of good stuff when you watch Mike Matusow. I edited out the irrelevant parts.
Mike Matusow: funny how ive won 25 out of 26live for over a million
and win like one out of 50 online
Mike Matusow: wonder why
Mike Matusow: imust just be that bad
Mike Matusow: yea
Mike Matusow: that it
Mike Matusow: or ijust get cheated hmm
Mike Matusow: sounds better
oober (Observer): your not Mike, just cant bluff bad players thats all
Donkey Punisher (Observer): fulltilt is rigged?
RLJX2 (Observer): internet poker is like the matrix have to consult
the oracle first
PoseidonCubed (Observer): You are the unluckiest man in poker.
Donkey Punisher (Observer): fulltilt hates u?
Mike Matusow: na its not
Mike Matusow: tough to beat people when they know whats coming
WIGG-SPLITTER (Observer): MIKE CALLS HIS SPONSOR, A RIGGED
SITE, IM REPORTING UR AZZ
Donkey Punisher (Observer): no he didnt
Mike Matusow: when have i ever said rigged u idiot
BABYSU (Observer): kn ow whats coming? lol
RC3616 (Observer): hey WIGG...shut the FFFFF UP
Donkey Punisher (Observer): he said it wasnt rigged
Donkey Punisher (Observer): i said it was rigged
WIGG-SPLITTER (Observer): EARLIER U DEGENERATE
Mike Matusow: that means the players
Mike Matusow: man why do i talk to u guys
Donkey Punisher (Observer): haha
Donkey Punisher (Observer): u love us
Mike Matusow: u all mroons
Mike Matusow: u think that every hacker out ther hasnt figured how
to find out what coming
Mike Matusow: they break into banks u think they cnat break code
on poker site
WIGG-SPLITTER (Observer): OH STOP
Mike Matusow: illtellya what u get the 8 best players u can find
online and get them to play me live lets see who wins
fallak: zzzz
fallak: z
Dr.Justice: folding to the money
blade813: me too
Fiatslave: 64 cents for soup money
ColoAvss: lol
blade813: laid down 8-8
Dr.Justice: have to be a good soup :P
Fiatslave: campbells chicken noodle, with rice chunks
blade813: cant even by a soda
Dr.Justice: sounds delicious can i order one?
ColoAvss: nh
blade813: j on river
Dr.Justice: wow
blade813: nope flush
ColoAvss: sorry
Fiatslave: wow is right
Fiatslave: Colo, you want some lessons
Dealer: Toffinho, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Fiatslave: im not bothered
ColoAvss: not from you
ColoAvss: maybe justice
Fiatslave: im not a bully
Dr.Justice: ^^
ColoAvss: bully is the last thing i think of you
This guy took offense to someone calling him "son". This was his response
A2345Hrts: I'm not your son. this should be apparent to you because you have never had sex with me
Padisha Scandel: fckin idiot
xxPOGOxx: huh?
Padisha Scandel: you fcking dip!$&$ dumb fck
Padisha Scandel: you're a fcking retard
Padisha Scandel: you don't get it?
xxPOGOxx: it's $1 for me to call $4.50 on nut flush draw with
two overs?
Padisha Scandel: you're a dumb fck
Padisha Scandel: understand?\
Padisha Scandel: fcking idiot
xxPOGOxx: you don't understand pot odds?
Padisha Scandel: you're so fcking dumb it's unreal
Padisha Scandel: wow
Padisha Scandel: good job dipshi t
xxPOGOxx: lol
Pokedatgal said, "you spelled anigma wrong"
3N1GM4 said, "so did you"
3N1GM4 said, ""haha""
Dr.Justice said, "not if you want to speel 3n1gm4"
Dr.Justice said, "spell*"
3N1GM4 said, "I spelt Enigma wrong, but I spelt 3N1GM4 perfectly..."
chance2b: i wonder if the dealer uses a new deck after each hand... hmmmm
Chelle Barr: y they same cards or sommet
xxPOGOxx: they rotate between two decks
Dealer: Limits going up: blinds 15/30
chance2b: i think they get the 2 decks mixed up sometimes
xxPOGOxx: they can't.
chance2b: just kidding
xxPOGOxx: They email one deck to support while we're playing this hand
xxPOGOxx: support emails the deck back and next hand, they'll email this deck to support
xxPOGOxx: support shuffles them in order to cooler as many people as possible
xxPOGOxx: to maximize rakes and minimize the time it takes to complete MTTs and SNGs.
chance2b: ok
Chelle Barr: how come u no the ins n outs
xxPOGOxx: My friend is a dealer.
Huskies010: come here kitty kittyh
AlabasterKat: don't tempt me
AlabasterKat: i'll barf up a hairball on you
Huskies010: shup up
Huskies010: your jokes r terrible
AlabasterKat: and your spelling is
AlabasterKat: ...and intellect...
Huskies010: lol
Huskies010: thats funny
Huskies010: i GUARANTEE my spelling and intellect is better then u
AlabasterKat: then u?
AlabasterKat: shouldn't it be "than u"?
darklotus74: lmao
Huskies010: no
TomPerez: LOL
Huskies010: it should not be than u
Huskies010: then u is correct
TomPerez: shouldn't it be "than yours"?
Huskies010: so all u lmao and LOLers can shut the f.uck up
AlabasterKat: u fool
darklotus74: grammar class in poker tourney
darklotus74: this is a great table
Huskies010: hahahahaa
urban1984 said, "but you're doing real good I see.."
Yohan_AK said, "if u win u win..."
urban1984 said, "do they have a network in alaska? "
Yohan_AK said, "nah"
Yohan_AK said, "im online with a fishin line"
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